ding!a&b:goodidea!j(惊讶):what?what?Lanzhiisgoingtogetmarried?it’simpossible!ab&c:why?aprettygirlandarichman'whatagoodcouple!j:butlunchismywife!wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)i’vegotanidea!youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?i’IIgowithyou.youtakethemoneyanditakethebride.b:haveyougotanyexperience?j:no.buti’vegotthis!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000)act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期.ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j:heyyou!stopandlistentous!a:theroadisbuiltbyme!b:ree.c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---j:giveusallyourmoney!(I听到j的声音,掀起了盖头)1(惊喜万分):Zhongqing!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒,挥拳向j打来.j矮身一躲,ms打屮了j身后的I,丨晕倒)j(火冒三丈):howdareyoubeatmywife!(挥拳向ms冲去)(j与ms混战,jm上,以拐杖出晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起I,关切地问):honey,howareyou?1(哭状):ihurtalot!j:don’tcrybaby.i’IIgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)1(起身去追):waitforme!(跑下)
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