myclass.Staff:40lb.Bob:Ihopemybaggageisn’toverweight.Staff:No,itisn’t.Hereareyourboardingpassandbaggageclaimticket.Haveagoodtrip!Bob:?Thankyou!KissingtheLuggageGoodbye与行李吻别II.Story-retelling:幽默故事Christmasdecoratemoodirritationmistletoetake…seriouslyannoyingPicassosortofwayblareventluggagescale幽默故事ItwasafewdaysbeforeChristmas.Thetripwentreasonablywell,andhewasreadytogobackhome.Theairporthadbeendecoratedredandgreen,andloudspeakersblaredannoyingrenditionsofcherishedChristmascarols.BeingsomeonewhotookChristmasveryseriously,andbeingslightlytired,hewasnotinaparticularlygoodmood.Goingtocheckinhisluggage,hesawhangingmistletoe.Notrealmistletoe,butverycheapplasticwithredpaintonsomeoftherounderpartsandgreenpaintonsomeoftheflatterandpointerparts,thatcouldbetakenformistletoeonlyinaveryPicassosortofway.