oficeplease?Waiter:?Sure,sir.I’llberightbacktoyouwithsparklingwaterandice.情景对话PardonMe,Ma’am对不起,夫人II.Story-retelling:幽默故事dinnerwaitressdownthechairpardonoutofsightunconcernedslidedownunrufflednoticehusbandreplyAmanandabeautifulwomanwerehavingdinnerinafinerestaurant.Theirwaitress,takinganotherorderatatableafewpacesawaysuddenlynoticedthatthemanwasslowlyslidingdownhischairandunderthetable,butthewomanactedunconcerned.Thewaitresswatchedasthemanslidallthewaydownhischairandoutofsightunderthetable.Still,thewomandiningacrossfromhimappearedcalmandunruffled,panionhaddisappeared.Afterthewaitressfinishedtakingtheorder,shecameovertothetableandsaidtothewoman,"Pardonme,ma'am,butIthinkyourhusbandjustslidunderthetable."Thewomancalmlylookedupatherandrepliedfirmly,"Nohedidn't.Myhusbandjustwalkedinthedoor.幽默故事