s the English version of a Bond babe. She's very good at it. In fact, she has personality to burn and rides a mean motor bike, not to mention displaying kick boxing skills that should encourage Jackie Chan to take down her number. She's a looker, too, and, like Kylie, an Old Neighbourian.РThe real es from Malkovich's French entrepreneur, who has made a fortune building private prisons throughout Europe. His plan to be crowned king of England, so that he can turn the entire island into a fortress jail, is as batty as a church spire, but, hey, why not?РWearing a shoulder-length wig and slipping oh-so-easily into Gallic charm, he demonstrates an uncanny knack edic timing. While Atkinson is busting a gut to achieve the phantom of a giggle, Malkovich lays back and lets the idiocy wash over him.